Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
She's not a foreskin expert like you
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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