i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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