About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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