I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
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