I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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