Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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