this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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