wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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