playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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