You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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