Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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