Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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