i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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