it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I'm like, not good at living.
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