i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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