yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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