i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
We have so much sex to catch up on
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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