roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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