omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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