Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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