She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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