But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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