Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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