She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize