How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
