i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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