So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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