It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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