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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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