I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
