happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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