Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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