Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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