the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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