windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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