K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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