i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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