What a fucking waste of an outfit
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Randomize
