WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
No subtext here. People are naked.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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