I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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