I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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