So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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