we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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