Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Randomize
