these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Duck Duck Cougar?
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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