So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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