chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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