He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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