this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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