But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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