I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Shame is for Republicans.
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