I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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