It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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