the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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