So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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