If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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