Bisexual people are plain selfish.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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